Jayne Renault

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Stuck on Stuck Porn

Stuck on Stuck Porn

I’ve not really written about my porn consumption habits here yet because it felt like there wasn’t much to say about them. I’ve gone through the odd phase here and there over the past decade, of course. But I tend not to use erotic media as a masturbatory aid because more often than not, it doesn’t do enough to enhance my self-love sessions to make the hunt for the right material worth my time.

But because I work for a porn company, sometimes I’ll take a deliberate look at what’s going on with the scene at large, just to re-acquaint myself with the current climate of things.

As I was browsing, without any destination in mind, I landed on something that, uh… apparently really spoke to me.

But before we go there, I’m going to back up a bit.

BACK TO THE GLORY DAYS

Last year, around this time exactly, I was actively taking part in Tabitha Rayne’s #30DayOrgasmFun challenge to make the conscious effort to implement daily sexy self-care in my life.

In doing so, I chose to deliberately play with the factors and ways that helped me achieve my orgasms. On Day 8, I decided to re-visit visual porn and see how my relationship with it had evolved since the last time I indulged (which was so far in the past that it had long since been pushed from my internet history).

I don’t remember how I found it but on that day, I discovered a series of scenes from a Czech glory hole brothel.

The setting featured traditional glory holes where the hot dudes inserted their penises and had mystery ladies on the other side go to town on them. But there were also raised openings in the wall where women lay on simple beds, with their lower halves exposed to the room full of men looking to select and take their dehumanized prize with abandon.

And this turned me on beyond all reason.

Rather than trying to dissect the “why” too intensely then, I wrote this super hot story in response to the uncontrollable feelings of arousal I experienced when I thought about being lodged in one of the holes in the brothel wall myself.

But in light of recent developments, I feel it’s time to look a little more closely at what’s going on here.

Because I’m not sure if it’s because it’s springtime or if it’s just a result of Tabitha’s sexy witchy powers, but I’m now going through another sudden weird obsession:

Stuck Porn.

STUCK PORN…?

I’m not going to try and romance this for you if you’re not familiar with what I’m talking about yet. The concept here is objectively ludicrous.

Every scene starts out with the female talent, usually at home, in the midst of performing some mundane, domestic duty. But somewhere along the way—as she reaches somewhere like under the sink, into the washing machine, under the coffee table, in the couch, under the bed—she gets herself stuck.

And not just a little bit stuck.

She struggles and strains as she tries to escape her awkward position until she is so stuck that she is fully and irrevocably trapped. So now, she has no choice—she’s forced to call for help. And someone she presumably knows well (because remember, she’s probably in her own home doing her chores like a good woman when these silly things happen to her) eventually comes to save her.

Because of her state of duress, her clothes are probably askew by now. The guy might make some attempt to evaluate the situation but before long, he’s checking out what’s going on under her clothes, pawing at her ass, removing her dress completely until he decides to take full advantage of her in her vulnerable position. By that, I mean manual, oral, and penetrative stimulation to her very vulnerable lower half.

And she has no choice but to receive whatever he gives her because, well… she’s still stuck.

Because of the nature of the task she is performing when she gets stuck, the sex acts are typically performed in some variation of doggy-style. He might finger and eat her out from behind, but ultimately the scenes will heavily feature PIV penetration. Then, after he comes, he’s happy to free her from her bindings.

The whole thing is so utterly dumb because there’s no way someone would really be stuck in any of these situations… It’s cartoonish, really. I fully acknowledge this.

But I get so wildly turned on… and have been coming harder than I have in a very long time… thanks to these absurd videos.

It’s crazy. Just writing about it has me throbbing in my seat right now.

TUMBLING DOWN THE PORN HOLE

And there’s this one video in particular… That has really, ahem, ensnared me and takes it to the next level.

A woman is getting ready to go out, but she has lost one of her shoes. She’s growing increasingly frustrated because she’s going to be late. When she finally does locate the shoe, it’s under the bed and, of course, she can’t *quite* reach it.

After a few failed attempts, she lies down on her back, shimmying her face and shoulders under the bed, so she can reach both arms farther under the bed and reach the shoe.

And she does—she gets it! Success!

But then, damn… She’s stuck and can’t escape the grip of the bed frame.

So there she is, everything from her chest down exposed to the empty bedroom. She is wearing a dress, but it’s tight and tiny so it’s already riding up… She’s flustered and probably calling out for help.

And that’s when her step-son finds her.

First, he teases her by tickling her torso and between her thighs with some stalk or feather that he finds in a nearby vase until he’s ready to get a little more intimate with her bits. He takes her dress right off in a silly attempt to help get her unstuck, but that didn’t work so might as well go down her now, right?

Following the prolonged oral, he whips out a Hitachi wand to torture her further. And then after he has expertly penetrated her for a bit, he comes all over her exposed tits, and finishes off by heroically lifting the bed frame and freeing her.

So ridiculous…

And so ridiculously hot.

The scene described above has a lot going on. Beyond the sexism inherent in this style of porn production, all of these scenes also have an element of incest because Male-Gaze Pornlandia thinks it’s still 2015.

But since I always watch my porn with the sound off because I exaggerated body sounds squick me out, I also bypass any of the context being reinforced by the dialogue regarding the illicit nature of the relationship (because most often, she’s his step-mom, though sometimes she’s his step-sister depending on how young she looks) and its dubious, or full lack of consent.

Though the implications of these taboo elements may help move me along, I’m focused more on other parts.

GLORIOUSLY STUCK

When I consider the glory hole brothel scenes in comparison, I find that there are a lot of common threads to draw between them and the stuck porn scenarios.

There is the implication of forced submission. However, if you’re consenting to being in the hole in the first place, the restriction of your freedom of movement acts as permission to just… receive whatever the person selecting you offers in taking you. Receiving without the expectation of reciprocation—you provide everything they need merely by existing, so you can just enjoy the ride.

I find that notion both freeing and very hot.

Then there’s also the elements of vulnerable exposure, mild humiliation, and exhibitionism—you’re sitting on a shelf to be selected by a stranger. But that’s where the stuck porn changes the tone a bit. It’s not a stranger shopping for a toy; it’s someone who you intimately well. Your familiarity with the rescuer can then be both comforting and mortifying in varying degrees throughout the entirety of the scene depending on the level of intimacy prior to that moment.

FANTASY VS IRL

In my ideal iteration of the fantasy, I think it would be like… someone she is genuinely interested in but has never had sex with so there’s this element of embarrassment of being caught in such a ridiculous state by someone whose perception of her matters.

But I don’t watch these scenes with the intention of ever playing them out. And I’m not ashamed to be turned on by them. But they’re way too ridiculous to execute a real-life role play in a way that would be true to… whatever is stroking my brain to flirt with these as fantasy fuel.

Frankly, I don’t see how it would do anything but perhaps make me laugh too hard to even remember how to have sex.

So, I’m happy to ride this kinky wave as far as it takes me. But my god, if this trend is any indication of anything, I can’t even imagine what kind of porny rabbit hole I’m going to fall down and get stuck in NEXT April…

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